The TACO Olympics Just Issued Its First Gold Medal.
Rumor Has It That Trump Just Extended 48 Hours To 45 Days.
Iran can smell the desperation. The mediators can smell it. The Houthis can smell it. The Saudis can smell it. Every intelligence agency on earth can smell it.
The only people who can’t smell it are the MAGA faithful and that’s because they’ve had their heads so far up Trump’s arse for so long they’ve lost their sense of smell entirely.